In romantic fiction, opposing points of view often threaten a couple's future. Here are three real-world point-of-view obstacles. Will romance prevail? Answer key at the bottom.
1. Hanging pictures
A widower new to dating offered to hang wall art
in his ladyfriend's apartment.
She: "I've had bad experiences with men helping me hang pictures. I'm very particular about the height of each
piece."
He: Don't worry. I've brought a level and a pencil. Show me how high you want them."
She watches as picture after picture goes up. "They're all too high. I have to crane my neck to see them."
He: "I hung them at eye level."
She: "Not my eye level."
He: "I marked the top of each where you said to mark it."
She: (under her breath) "I'll have to paint that whole wall to cover the holes."
He (gruffly): "Don't forget to buy spackle."
2. Purchasing power
Two singles about to merge family lives walk on the beach in summer. The couple hold hands and stare out at boats on the water.
"You know, at the end of the
season, we could get one of those for three hundred dollars."
"Really?" the other asks. "How great
would that be? We could have all the kids on it for parties. We
could swim off the sides. They could invite their friends!"
"What the hell are you looking at?"
The other points to a pontoon boat.
"I'm looking at that rowboat!"
3. Wedding day priorities
"Chris wanted a band," my balance instructor Jacqui said last week. "I thought that was great, even if it ate up a lot of our budget. I looked for things to cut back
on—like flowers. I'm repurposing artificial bouquets for table arrangements."
She showed me a photo of her arrangements. "And here's a picture of Tucker trying on his tuxedo."
I've never met Chris but have spent many hours in the Cova Church gym with the pretty bride-to-be and her Brittany spaniel. I'd just thrown Tucker a chew toy to chase. "What does Chris think of you spending money dressing Tucker for the wedding?" I asked.
"You can't go naked to the wedding, can you, Tucker?" Jacqui cooed. "It was Chris's idea to make him Best Dog."
Jacqui worried she wouldn't get everything done, and Chris needed to be sure tablecloths were a vital line item. I worried about the dog, a pointer that's always in motion. "I
doubt he can walk calmly down the aisle even on a
leash, Jacqui," I said.
"No worries," she assured me. "He's practicing every day. He'll be fine."
"Does Chris have a best man?"
"Of course. He'll stand next to Tucker."
At that moment, the 'best dog' held a spit-slathered toy in
his mouth.
"He's not holding the ring, is he?" I asked.
I swear Tucker gave me a dirty look.
Answers. Romance prevailed in all three scenarios. 1. When she realized she should
tell men where she wanted the bottom of the picture rather than the top, the woman apologized. We're still dating. 2. Twenty years later, whenever financial reality testing is needed, one or the other will say, "Never mind. It's a three-hundred-dollar
boat." 3. The wedding is today. I hope Tucker's ready.
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