What society
thinks I do: Spend all day rolling around in my royalty money.
What my
friends think I do: Go to lunch with them (well, yes, I do that a lot) and then
go home and roll around in royalty money.
What my family thinks I do: Binge on Chunky Monkey ice cream while watching TV, reaching out to tap out a few lofty and erudite sentences when the muse hits. (In my defense I do need to “study” the “occasional” movie for plotting and dialogue training. But it’s all under the banner of “continuing education.") And then roll around in royalty money.
What my agent
thinks I do: Write…excuses as to why I need an extension on my deadline. She
knows there is no royalty money in which to roll around.
What my
dogs think I do: Wait by the door to let them out. Wait by the door to let them in. Wait by the door to let them out. Wait by the door to let them in. (Anyone who has dogs
can relate…) They don’t give a flying fig about royalty money.
What I
think I do: Tap-tap-tapity-tap all day long, churning out page after page of
gripping stories, then send to my agent and wait for the royalty money to
roll in.
What I
really do:
· Stare
at a blank white screen, write a few sentences. Delete. Write. Delete. (Repeat
as necessary.)
· Click
over to an online game of mahjong--it has been scientifically proven that a few
minutes of a mindless task can boost one’s creativity. (Repeat as necessary.)
· Scamper to the pantry for a li’l sumpin' sumpin'. (Repeat as necessary.)
· Fantasize about what I will do with all that royalty money, once I earn it. (Repeat as necessary...it's very motivating.)
You can
probably see why I am not a prolific writer…so many stumbling blocks to
productivity!
Here’s
the reality: only about 300 writers actually make a LIVING from writing.
The rest of us (and we’re talking thousands, if not tens of thousands, of people) make less than $1,000 a
year. And just because a writer has one big (or even mediocre) hit does not
guarantee the next one will meet with even a tenth of that success. I guess
that’s why John Steinbeck said: “The profession of book-writing makes
horse-racing seem like a solid, stable business.”
So, why
do writers write? Because, as we say around the (proverbial) water cooler, “It’s
cheaper than therapy.”
At the end of every writing day it's time to celebrate my accomplishments. Whether the success is measured in one good word, one strong sentence, or an amazing clickety-clack producing 3,000 words, I'll pour myself a wee bit of cabernet and sit on the porch and plot the murder (literarily) of one of my characters. Cheers!
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For more information on Jayne, and her writings, please visit her website at JayneOrmerod.com or her personal Life's a Beach blog at JayneOrmerod.blogspot.com.
9 comments:
Yep, you nailed it! Happy writing!
Morning Heather...you started your Saturday early! Hope you have a wonderful day of writing yourself!
Another outstanding, educational, and entertaining post! I need to learn more about royalty payments. Didn't realize you could write your way to wealth. I though royalty payments were limited to people from Great Britain with names like Elizabeth, Charles, William, and, maybe, Robin Hood.
Lol! I love it! So funny and true Jayne! Especially the dog believes! Well and the game! Cheers my friend! Have a drink on me! Happy writing, deleting and writing again!
You crack me up Michael! But yes, royalty payments are a bit mythical! At least in my experience.
Thanks for checking in Kim. Lots of dogs going in and out today on account of it is so nice out there. Happy writing to you! Cheers
Writing is such hard work that suddenly washing the dishes & clothes by hand seems really appealing :) Yet when the characters come to life & the words flow, no better feeling on earth. Thanks so much for demystifying the writing life!
Hahaha! Love this repartee :)
This is so true! Great article.
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