Krewe of ALLA Parade 2023. |
Krewe of ALLA Parade 2023. |
Edmond Locard (1877-1966) |
No doubt, you’ve seen or heard the saying, “Take only memories, leave only footprints.” It’s a shorthand way of telling humans to minimize their impact on nature. If you see something, leave it for someone else to see and enjoy. If you eat a Milky Way, don’t throw away the wrapper. Take it with you.
What a wonderful sentiment. What an exceptional goal. But to those of us
who write mysteries, especially those involving crimes, it’s sheer, absolute,
and utter nonsense. Pure baloney. Leave only footprints? Give me a break.
Those of us “in the know,” accept the “Gospel According to Dr. Locard.” Developed
by Dr. Edmond Locard (1877 – 1966), Locard’s
Exchange Principle, which forms the foundation of forensic science, holds that
the perpetrator of a crime will bring something to the crime scene and will
leave with something from it. At its core, the concept is that every contact
leaves a trace and that with contact between two items, there will always be an
exchange. To quote Dr. Locard, “It is impossible for a criminal to act,
especially considering the intensity of a crime without leaving traces of this
presence.”
Think about
it. It makes sense.
Wherever a
criminal (or even a totally innocent, law-abiding citizen) goes, he will leave
something behind. At the same time, he will also take something back with him. Our
criminal (or law-abiding citizen) can leave all sorts of evidence, like
fingerprints, footprints, hair, skin, blood, bodily fluids, pieces of clothing—and
more. By coming into contact with others, or things, at the location in question,
our criminal (or law-abiding citizen) takes part of that location with him when
he leaves, whether it’s dirt, hair, or other types of trace evidence.
During an
investigation in 1912, a Frenchwoman named Marie Latelle was found dead in her
parents’ home. Her boyfriend, Emile Gourbin, claimed he had been playing cards with
friends on the night of the murder. Absent evidence to the contrary, police
concluded Gourbin was telling the truth.
Not
deterred, Dr. Locard looked at Marie’s corpse and questioned Gourbin’s alibi.
Locard found clear evidence that Marie had been strangled. He then scraped
underneath Gourbin’s fingernails and examined the results under a microscope. Locard
noticed a pink dust among the samples, which he calculated must be ladies’
makeup. In that era, makeup was not mass produced. Locard located a chemist who
developed a custom powder for Marie. It matched the fingernail scrapings. Ultimately,
Gourbin confessed to the murder. He had tricked his friends into believing his
alibi by setting the clock in the game room ahead. But he couldn’t trick
Locard. When he strangled his girlfriend, he took some of her—skin cells with
traces of makeup—with him.
Pretty convincing,
right? Most likely, we can all think of “modern day” cases that were solved as
a result of Locard’s Exchange Principle. What’s your favorite example?
So, trust me. No matter how hard you try or how well-intentioned you may be, wherever you go you’ll never just leave footprints and you’ll always take away more than just memories. Mystery writers depend on it.
A few years ago, I made several business trips to London and other parts of the United Kingdom. One trip to London occurred in November, right after a very historic U.S. Presidential election (if I remember correctly) and as the U.K. began to commemorate what the nation refers to as Remembrance Day. My visit that November was brief, but I’ve though often about what I saw and the emotions I experienced.
Beginning with the guns
of August in 1914 and finally ending at the eleventh hour of the eleventh day
of the eleventh month in 1918, the First World War—the Great War—exacted a horrific
toll on human life—more than any previous conflict. The carnage was so vast,
involving soldiers and civilians from so many different nations, that historians
cannot agree on exactly how many people lost their lives.
A study conducted on behalf of the Carnegie Endowment
estimated that more than 9.7
million military personnel from more than two dozen nations lost their lives. Adding
to the tragedy, more than 6.8 million civilians died from war-related
maladies such as starvation and disease. In all, about 16.5 million people perished
during the “War to End All Wars.”
Great Britain and
Ireland, with a combined population of 46.1 million, mobilized 6.1 million army
and navy personnel. More than 750,000 military and 600,000 civilians—a total of
1.35 million—died.
After the conflict ended,
the United States designated November 11th, the day hostilities
ceased in World War I, as Armistice Day. Later that special observance morphed
into a more general celebration of those who have served in uniform—Veterans Day.
In Great Britain,
November 11th is referred to as Remembrance Day. And the Sunday
nearest November 11th is referred to as Remembrance Sunday. Originally
a response to World War I, Remembrance Day and Remembrance Sunday now honor those
who have fallen in battle in the defense of their nation—similar to Memorial
Day in the U.S. Red paper poppies serve as a visual—and visceral—symbol of “remembrance”
to the British.
Along with the cost in
human life, the First World War decimated the landscape of Western Europe,
which had seen bloody back-and-forth offensives and the murderous stalemate of
trench warfare. Yet a singular sight gave one man hope. John McCrae, a military
doctor from Canada, viewed the battlegrounds and penned a poem, In Flanders
Fields:
In
Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between
the crosses, row on row,
That
mark our place; and in the sky
The
larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce
heard amid the guns below.
We are
the Dead. Short days ago
We
lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved
and were loved, and now we lie,
In
Flanders fields.
Take up
our quarrel with the foe:
To you
from failing hands we throw
The
torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye
break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Based largely on the
imagery of McCrae’s poem, efforts by various individuals resulted in the red
poppy becoming an iconic emblem of Remembrance Day.
Remembrance Day and Remembrance Sunday bring with them parades, speeches, and sermons. But what was most remarkable to me were the rows and rows of red poppies attached to crosses, Stars of David, and other artifacts that were then placed in church yards and parks throughout the city. I remember the fields of honor at Westminster Abby the most. Many of the poppy-adorned artifacts contained pictures or other tributes to the fallen and were viewed in thoughtful, silent reverence by thousands.
The photograph above gives a hint of the emotional impact of
visiting this solemn place, where, to paraphrase, the poppies still
blow “. . . Between the crosses, row on row.”
An earlier Blog entry discussed baseball-themed movies. With the onset of September and echoes of autumn in the air, the topic switches to football—not the round-ball kind, either. Today’s blog wants to know, what’s your favorite football (the American version) novel or movie?
As the Philly-centric
title suggests, the starting point for our discussion is the 2006 film, Invincible,
featuring Mark Wahlberg and Greg Kinnear. The movie is based on the true story
of Vince Papale, who played with the Philadelphia Eagles from 1976 to 1978. Wahlberg
plays Vince. Greg Kinnear is Coach Dick Vermeil.
Desperate to turn the Eagles into winners, new head
coach Dick Vermeil (Kinnear) will try just about anything. He announces that
the Eagles will host open tryouts for anyone, and everyone, who thinks they have
the stuff to be a professional football player. Urged by his family and
friends, thirty-year-old unemployed teacher Vince Papale, who plays a mean game of sandlot
football and whose girlfriend just left him because he was a "loser," gives it a
go. Vermeil, impressed by Papale's
performance, invites him to training camp. As training camp ends, the final
roster spot is down to Papale and a veteran. Against his assistants' advice,
Vermeil hands the final spot to Papale.
As Papale's career with the Eagles begins, the team loses
all six preseason games and their regular season opener against the Dallas Cowboys. Papale plays poorly against the Cowboys, and
Vermeil faces pressure from the fans and media. In the midst of Papale’s
attempt to make the team, he meets, and falls in love with, Janet.
During the home opener against the New York Giants, Papale opens
the game by solo-tackling the kickoff returner inside the fifteen-yard line.
After an up-and-down game, Papale gets downfield during an Eagles' fourth
quarter punt to tackle the returner, forcing a fumble that he recovers and
takes into the end zone for a touchdown, giving the Eagles their first win in
Papale's career. Eagles’ fans go wild with joy. It’s a victory for an everyday guy—the
typical “Iggles” fan. Papale plays for the team for three seasons and
eventually marries Janet, while Vermeil subsequently succeeds in turning the
Eagles into a winning team, culminating in an appearance in Super Bowl XV.
So, do you have a favorite football-themed novel or movie? What is it? In addition to Invincible, here are some candidates, in alphabetical order:
· Any Given Sunday
· Brian’s Song
·
Draft Day
·
Everybody’s All-American
·
Heaven Can Wait
·
Leatherheads
·
Remember the Titans
·
Rudy
·
The Blind Side
·
The Longest Yard
·
The Replacements
·
The Waterboy
·
We Are Marshall
And, no doubt, there are many more. Tell us your favorite—and
why it is your favorite. Inquiring minds want to know.
Michael Rigg:
I’m not much of a beach reader. Sun and sand and sweat don’t create an inviting atmosphere for reading. (And sunscreen makes the pages stick together.) But sitting at a beach house in Sandbridge pouring over a novel, with the roar of the ocean as background? Well, that’s a horse of a different color. Especially if there’s air conditioning involved. Next on my summer
Harriet Robin New Orleans School of Cooking |
In sum, fiction—the ultimate untruth—must,
of necessity, be based in truth, and supported by facts. Our written untruth must be believable. Thorough
research is how we attain this believable untruth. Research is the lifeblood of
good fiction. If it doesn’t ring true, the reader will soon be bored and more
likely to put our novel down and, worse, add us to their “do not read” list.
Rejection Has Many Facets |
That simplicity belies something notorious, something
to leave a hopeful author spellbound by the negativity and unable to cope. That
something lies in the terms this well-known and respected periodical uses to
describe the status of your submission.
Received. That’s understandable
enough. They have received your magnum opus, the lifeboat to which your fragile
ego clings, hoping soon to read the joyful status: Accepted. (I assume
that’s what it is. None of my submissions have been chosen for publication—yet.)
But then, there’s that word they use to describe stories
not selected for publication: REJECTED.
Rejection—it’s something most, perhaps all, writers
have experienced. What a horrible word, rejection—in any form. What a mean-spirited,
ghastly thing, rejection, a word, many-faceted, each aspect more horrific that
the last.
According to the Cambridge English Dictionary (Cambridge
English Dictionary: Definitions & Meanings), rejection refers to:
-the act of refusing to accept, use, or believe someone or something;
-a letter, etc. that tells you that you have been unsuccessful in getting a job, a place on a course of study, etc.; or
-the act of not giving someone the love and attention they want and expect.
With one hurtful word, the writer’s repulsed, like a
lice-ridden enemy hoard scaling the castle walls. Like a seething bacterial
infection struck down by the miracle of penicillin. Despondency reigns, emotions
ripped apart, like a torn curtain. That damnable magazine and its editor. They
aren’t giving us the love and attention we want and expect. Barbarians all,
those who inflict rejection on us!
I confess. I don’t understand why the editor of this
esteemed periodical insists on being such a psycho, a saboteur of young and
innocent writers who put their faith and trust in this publishing powerhouse that
their hard work will be recognized and rewarded.
But the solution is simple, elegant perhaps. Were I a
secret agent, able to enter quietly through a rear window into the periodical’s
inner sanctum, I’d scurry about in a surreptitious frenzy and plant this idea:
Replace the word rejected with the word DECLINED.
What a pleasant way to be told ‘No.’ “We received your
submission, reviewed it with glee, and decline to publish it at this time.
Warmest regards and best wishes for a successful writing career.” Certainly, it’s
kinder and gentler that the current “Eff Off, you unworthy, spineless
mendicant. Your story stinks and we REJECTED it, just as we reject YOU.”
So please, kind editor, switch to using Declined. Where you lead, other editors (and agents) will follow! After all, wouldn’t you agree that Rejected is for the birds?
2022 Mardi Gras: Krewe of King Arthur Locked & Loaded & Ready to Roll! |
If all goes according to plan, when this post publishes in the wee hours of Saturday, February 11, 2023, I’ll be in New Orleans winding down from participating in two Mardi Gras parades yesterday (Friday) and preparing for a third, tomorrow (Sunday). And getting psyched about watching several more, as they thunder down Canal Street all day Saturday.
I write stories set, mostly, in either the Virginia Beach/Tidewater area or New Orleans. So, this is a research trip! (I’m still trying to convince my tax accountant that these junkets should be a business deduction, though. What a stick-in-the-mud, right?)
Using Tidewater seems self-explanatory. That’s where I
live. “But why New Orleans?” you ask. “Why not?” I respond. What an interesting
place—the Crescent City, the City That Care Forgot, the Big Easy. “NOLA,” has a
lot of nicknames. My personal favorite (and one I think I invented) is “The Chameleon
City.” New Orleans presents a different identity and soul to each person it
touches. It’s like a “shape-shifter,” only not as foreboding, and with much
better food.
And what a more hands-on way for a writer to learn about New
Orleans than participate in its world-renowned Mardi Gras festivities?
“But I thought Mardi Gras, “Fat Tuesday,” was just one
day,” you assert. And you’d be technically correct. Carnival season starts each year on January 6th,
the “Twelfth Night” after Christmas. But
Fat Tuesday—the last day of the Carnival season—varies from year to year, because
it depends on the start of Lent—Ash Wednesday—which is calculated based on when
Easter occurs.
Regardless of the exact date of Fat Tuesday, New
Orleans and the surrounding area have been celebrating Mardi Gras since January
6th. By the time Fat Tuesday
rolls around, there’s already been a “whole lot of partying going on.”
Mardi Gras is rich with history and tradition. For
example, purple, green, and gold are the colors most associated with Mardi Gras
in New Orleans. As the story goes, Rex, the King of Carnival, selected the colors
and assigned a meaning to them in 1892.
Purple stands for justice, green for faith, and gold for power. If you
want to learn more about Mardi Gras, its history, traditions, and, most
importantly, the parade schedules, check out this website: Mardi Gras New Orleans.
Few would argue that parades are the beating heart of
Mardi Gras. And people in New Orleans know how to parade! Parades usually center
around a “Krewe,” such as the Krewe of ALLA (www.kreweofalla.net) or the Krewe of King Arthur (www.kreweofkingarthur.com).
Some people belong to more that one Krewe. There are walking parades (like the
Krewe of Cork, www.kreweofcork.com), “float” parades (the vast majority), and even parades where
the members ride on streetcars (like the Phunny Phorty Phellows, www.phunnyphortyphellows). All told, there are over ninety different
parades in the New Orleans area from January 6th until Fat Tuesday.
The majority of the parades occur during the last two
weeks before Fat Tuesday. Parades are massive affairs, from Krewes with a few
hundred members to “Super Krewes,” usually any Krewe with over one-thousand
members. This year, for example, Krewe of ALLA has eighteen floats carrying 500 riders. Krewe of King Arthur has seventy-one floats with 2,400 riders. (For more on Krewe size, and for comprehensive
information about Mardi Gras in general, check out Arthur Hardy's Mardi Gras Guide.)
And that doesn’t count for the number of high school
and college bands and marching units or the many “adult” walking/dancing groups,
like the Muff-a-lottas (www.muffalottas.com), the 610 Stompers (www.610stompers.com), or the Pussyfooters (where you have
to be at least thirty years of age to join, www.pussyfooters.com ), interspersed between the floats.
Don’t worry that you
can’t be here. You can still experience the thrill of Mardi Gras parades from
the comfort of your La-Z-Boy. Beginning Friday,
Feb. 10 through Fat Tuesday, on Feb. 21, The Times-Picayune newspaper and its
online affiliate, NOLA.com, will livestream every parade that rolls by its
St. Charles Avenue newsroom (about thirty-two parades) via nola.com, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter. There are even Mardi Gras trackers
(using GPS) you can download. Check out Mardi Gras Parade Tracker and Download
WDSU Parade Tracker for iPhone, Android.
Wish me luck! Two down, one to go. And “Send me a
comment, Mister!” Let me know what kind of Mardi Gras experiences you’ve had.
Anonymous author learns about firearm safety during a recent Writers' Police Academy. |
Greetings! We’re working through some technical issues. So, we thought we might interrupt our regular blogger rotation this week to discuss a topic near and dear to many of us: writing conferences, seminars, and workshops. And, to let our readers know that many “writers” events welcome (and encourage) non-writers, i.e., readers a/k/a “kind, intelligent people who buy our books.”Writing, at its essence, is not a group activity, right? No doubt we’ve all seen the acronym: BICFOK—Butt in chair, fingers on keyboard. We’re pounded with the adjuration “That novel’s not going to write itself, is it?”
Yet, just as no person “… is an island entire of itself,” a writer depends on many others—editors, beta readers, proofreaders, publishers, and, ultimately, readers. So maybe writing is, indeed, a group activity. After all, it takes a village, doesn’t it?
Writers, even the most introverted of us, must seek support
from others. The group. The community. The village. And there are few better
places to seek support than at a writer-oriented conference, seminar, or
workshop. It must be the case. Just search the Internet for “Upcoming Writers
Conferences.” You’ll get list after list after list of writers conferences,
seminars, and workshops at all sorts of locations around the country and world, of every
shape, description, genre, and duration.
Ask a dozen writers about their favorite conference,
seminar, or workshop and you will likely receive two dozen answers. “I liked Conference
A. But Workshop B was great, too. They’re both my favorites.”
I’ve been to a number of writers conferences in my relative
short time as an author. I’ve learned something at each. One of my favorites is
the Writers’ Police Academy (WPA), the brainchild of Lee and Denene Lofland (Lee Lofland - The Graveyard Shift - Lee Lofland). Here's
a brief description from the WPA website (Writers' Police Academy
(writerspoliceacademy.com)):
Writers' Police Academy’s unique hands-on training takes place in Green Bay, WI., at the Public Safety Training Academy of Northeast Wisconsin Technical College (NWTC). Beyond basic certifications, the Academy offers specialized courses including SWAT, Boat Patrol, and Homicide Investigations, to name only a few. The Public Safety Academy/Writers’ Police Academy facilities include a 26-acre closed road course, defensive and arrest tactics rooms, tactical house, jail cells, indoor firing range, forced-entry structure, and a 4-story burn tower.
What a blast! Driving fast, chasing “criminals” and
making their vehicles spin out, battering down doors as part of a police “stack,”
and shooting (targets, not people). And did I mention learning about crime scene
investigations, fingerprinting, and blood spatter? Or the lecture from a
retired FBI agent who was part of the team searching the Unabomber’s
cabin? Need I go on? How about the
authors invited as each academy’s “Guest of Honor.”? People like Craig Johnson,
Heather Graham, Robert Dugoni, and Hank Philippi Ryan. Wow! Double Wow!!
Enough from me. What about other writers? What is your
favorite conference, seminar, or workshop? Why is it your favorite? Leave a
comment and tell us all about it (or them).
Readers, don’t feel left out. Many “writing” conferences embrace your involvement, like Bouchercon (https://www.bouchercon.com/) or Malice Domestic (https://www.malicedomestic.org/). They even include a “Fan Guest of Honor.” Oh, for our local readers, don't forget the Suffolk, Virginia, Mystery Author's Festival on March 11, 2023 (suffolkmysteryauthorsfestival.com). It's for writers AND readers. The "Sisters" will be there in force. We hope to see you! Stop by and say hello.
All of the writers of the "Sand in our Shorts" blog wish all of our
readers a wonderful year to come! We've put together some of our favorite poems
to curl up with on a cold winter's day, so grab a blanket and a warm cup of
cheer and enjoy!
Maria Hudgins:
My favorite poem is "The Cremation of Sam McGee" by Robert Service.
"Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee . . ."
Be careful kid, "You'll shoot your eye out!" |
Seems that everyone remembers my evil big brother. Yeah. Green eyes, yellow teeth, coonskin cap. That’s who I’m talking about. (He grew up to be a police officer, you know.) But then there’s me, baby brother Charles “Chuckie” Farkus. We also lived on Cleveland Street, two houses down from Ralphie and Randy Parker, next door to the Bumpasses. I was best friends with Randy. I looked like a tick and couldn’t put my arms down on the way to school, either. But do you hear about me and my challenges? No.
And what a rotten movie it is, filled with tropes, clichés,
and stereotypes. You know, things like “You’re gonna shoot your eye out,” the
Italian word Fra-gee-lay, sticking
your tongue to a frozen flagpole, and my favorite, Christmas dinner at a
Chinese restaurant. Oh, please! The writers ought to be ashamed.
So tell me, what’s your favorite or, better yet,
least favorite, thing about A Christmas
Story? And don’t worry if you haven’t seen it. You can check your channel guide
for where to find the next marathon, 24-hours-a-day, “wash-Ralphie’s-mouth-out-with-soap” barf-o-rama.
Oh, by the
way, there’s a sequel—A Christmas
Story Christmas. I’m not in that one, either. I can hardly wait to watch it—NOT.
So, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just sit her enjoying a piping hot cup of
Ovaltine, as I check the blog every few minutes for your comments.
"Once upon a midnight, dreary...." |
But can we make the same assertion about
actual historical figures? Did various people utter the pithy, wisdom-laden
sayings attributed to them? Quoth the Raven, “Maybe, or maybe not.”
In grade school, many of us learned of George Washington’s commitment to honesty. When confronted by his father about chopping down a cherry tree, six-year-old George confessed his horrific, axe-wielding deed and declared, “I cannot tell a lie.”
"Excuse me, sir..." |
At its height, the two-story mall offered patrons access to 130 stores, including Sears, J.C. Penney, and Macy’s. (A small third-story contains the mall’s food court.) Today, approximately 50 stores and restaurants remain. J.C. Penny stands as the lone anchor-store. Footsteps from a dwindling number of shoppers echo among the increasing square footage of drywall-covered storefronts. A change in ownership, and plans for strengthening the regional economy, bring hope for a brighter future.
The Magicians by Lev Grossman This is the second post in my series about art for art’s sake. Part One focuses on poetry. Today I’m going...